Introducing the Ipad

So, the Ipad sucks!!! LOL ... See why. Click here.

Police your kids

LMFAO >.... I saw this article today and damn near fell out my chair! Click it here. Apparently, this guy thought it was OK to hit someone else kids. I wish a ........ would!!!

Lamb with the face of a human

Apparently in Turkey, people are getting down with lambs when they get lonely. LOL ... Click here if you don't believe me!!

Chili Cook-Off Recipes

Today, we had a chili cook-off at work. Here are a few of those recipes. I'll post more as they come. Coming in second place was Tom's Cincinnati style chili .

Cincinnati Style Chili
This delicious Chili should be served over Pasta or Hotdogs
The recipe should serve 4-6 people
Ingredients
- 1 lb. Ground Beef
- 1 medium Onion (diced)
- 1 clove Garlic (minced)
- 2 Tbsp. Chili Powder
- 1 tsp. ground Allspice
- 2 tsp. ground Cinnamon
- 1 tsp. ground Cumin
- ½ tsp. ground Red Pepper
- ½ tsp. Salt
- 1 ½ Tbsp. Unsweetened Cocoa
- ½ Tbsp. Emeril Essence
- 1 Tbsp. Worcestershire Sauce
- 1 Tbsp. Cider Vinegar
- ½ Cup Water
- 1 15oz. can of Tomato Sauce
- 1 15oz. can of Diced Tomato
- ½ lb. Jalapeno Peppers (sliced lengthwise)
Directions
Over Medium-high heat, brown ground beef and sauté with onion and garlic. Drain grease. Add all dry ingredients and mix thoroughly in skillet.
Once all dry ingredients have been added and meat is browned, place meat mixture into large stock pot and add all remaining ingredients and mix thoroughly. Simmer over low heat for 2 hours, stirring occasionally.
Serve over Pasta or Hotdogs, and top with shredded Cheddar/Monterey Jack cheese.

Child Prodigy

I read this article about a 12 year old kid that went to Morehouse College. His parents said he started doing addition and subtraction at the age of 2. His sister would go to school, come home, and play school with her little brother. The boy seems very normal, plays video games, plays the piano, and he was really funny.
His mother started a website called mocha-charm.com. I've included the link here. I haven't really looked at it but thought this might be a nice find. Educate your kids. They should be better than you!!!

Pathological Intoxication

So, people have always claimed that they didn't know what they were doing because of the al -al -al- al -alcohol. But, there are some cases were the alcohol did make you do it. LOL .... I know some people might not agree but I think they have a point when the "pathological intoxication" defense is used.

So, I copied the following excerpt from here. http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/whats-the-difference-between-pathological-intoxica-99238.html


In general, Voluntary Intoxication is you deciding to drink alcoholic beverages until you are drunk (intoxicated). You know what you are doing, and you know from past experience that you are getting intoxicated. This type of intoxication is not a defense to criminal prosecution. Pathological Intoxication is you never having had a drink of an alcoholic beverage, and someone serves you your first drink and without knowing the effects it will have on you, you are immediately intoxicated. This type of intoxication may be a defense to criminal prosecution, if all of the factors necessary for the defense are established. If you are charged with a crime and believe that this has occurred in your case, you need to discuss this with your lawyer as soon as possible. Good luck.

DISCLAIMER
This answer is not intended to create an attorney-client relationship or to constitute legal advice. Given the nature of this website, it is offered solely for information purposes, for you to use as a starting point when speaking with a lawyer licensed to practice law in MO. It is critical for you to consult with a qualified counsel who is admitted to practice law in MO with whom information can be shared and assessed under an attorney-client privilege before making any decisions about your case.

One of the greatest videos of all time!!!!

Young boy 2010 theme song

This video is hilarious but true.

Be a genius this year!!!!

Saw this article and it has some good points. Click here.